Top ten signs there is a 1-year-old in your house...

10. Baby gates are camping out in front of the stairs.
9. Anything that can be used as a latter or stool is hidden somewhere where a child can not use it as a latter or
    stool.
8. Garbage can is sitting upon a bucket in order to keep its contents secure inside the receptacle.
7. You can never find what you are looking for because the baby has found a new place to store it.
6. No need to bother with cleaning the floors the baby will find anything you happen to miss.
5. Somewhere there is a diaper bin making a fabulous collection.
4. Any drawer not latched has had it's contents removed and dumped on the floor...10 times a day.
3. Bathroom door is constantly closed...
2. Actually any door that can be closed is!
1. Your Christmas tree is only decorated from 4' tall & up.