If you die tomorrow what will your funeral look like?

So this is the question I asked Kent tonight after attending a funeral of a family friend. This is what Kent told me. He wants Braxton to speak. Litterly he wants him to stand at the pulpit and gabber. He then told me it didn't matter because he wouldn't be there. He said why do I want to lay in front of a bunch of people. I then asked him, if his body isn't in the casket at the front of the chapel where will it be. He said, "In the back row." Then I suggested his Uncle Travis speak and he said ok. I also suggested his scouting buddy Bob and he agreed there also, but only "if he doesn't stand there and preach over me!" The comment came up a few times so apparently he really doesn't want any preaching over his dead body. He said the shorter the service the better. If all we had was a viewing he'd be fine with that. He also wants to be burried in a pine box. His final touch is that no one is invited to the funeral. Sorry guys apparently you and I can't even come to this short and nonexistent funeral. So I guess the short of it all is that he'd better not die tomorrow or none of us can come together to morn, but that's ok because I'll keep him a few more decades.